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What's the beef here? Actually it's pork. Like it always is...

It's Friday at Eurobike! That means it's the last actual full day of slogging round the show to bring you the news, before public day on Saturday where we traditionally break out the video camera and poke fun at stuff before running away, cackling. A whole week of traipsing round the halls and sleeping six up in a camper van fosters a particular kind of madness.

Anyway Tony and TR were late to the Fizik party and managed to walk away with the leftover pork products. What are they saying? a pair of road.cc socks for the caption that makes us laugh the most...

Dave is a founding father of road.cc and responsible for kicking the server when it breaks. In a previous life he was a graphic designer but he's also a three-time Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling world champion, and remains unbeaten through the bog. Dave rides all sorts of bikes but tends to prefer metal ones. He's getting old is why.

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Raleigh [1665 posts] 3 years ago
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T: Lets make like a wheel and roll.
TR: Pork chop?
T: No, flip flop.

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Raleigh [1665 posts] 3 years ago
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Hmm.

That's not actually funny.

I'll try and think of another one.

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cousin zeke [28 posts] 3 years ago
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Oooooh, those are Contador steaks!

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Mike McBeth [74 posts] 3 years ago
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Honestly, the Gate's belt drive on that beautiful new Cinelli fixie was this thick!

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lushmiester [189 posts] 3 years ago
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Honest It's not me! it my naked glove puppet.

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captain_slog [340 posts] 3 years ago
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Tony: Oi! You can't throw it back just because it's too hot.

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Comrade [210 posts] 3 years ago
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T; Can you show me how to hold chop sticks?

TR; Haaa.....so!

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Gkam84 [9086 posts] 3 years ago
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I cannot think of anything funny. But it looks like Contador's new range of treat snacks has made Tony believe he can detect TR sneaking up on him with his eyes closed

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Cooks [491 posts] 3 years ago
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GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHIF**KINGLOVEPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chokofingrz [407 posts] 3 years ago
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"What's that pale green spotty condiment on your chips?"
"It's the latest UCI-approved supplement - mayo à pois."

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TheHatter [770 posts] 3 years ago
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only when you can snatch the noodles from my bowl will you be ready Grasshopper.

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prinzi [101 posts] 3 years ago
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pig n mix

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captain_slog [340 posts] 3 years ago
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New carbon-soled aero-stealth flip-flops lead to sharp rise in fly-by noodle-snatchings.

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_SiD_ [162 posts] 3 years ago
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Eurobite!

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lushmiester [189 posts] 3 years ago
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entry MKII

It's not me I've been possessed by a naked clove puppet!

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Baglan Gladiator [2 posts] 3 years ago
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The caption better be good - I've put my socks up as the prize.