Eurobike 2012 - weekend caption competition

What's the beef here? Actually it's pork. Like it always is

by Dave Atkinson   August 31, 2012  

Tony and TR fighting over the pork

It's Friday at Eurobike! That means it's the last actual full day of slogging round the show to bring you the news, before public day on Saturday where we traditionally break out the video camera and poke fun at stuff before running away, cackling. A whole week of traipsing round the halls and sleeping six up in a camper van fosters a particular kind of madness.

Anyway Tony and TR were late to the Fizik party and managed to walk away with the leftover pork products. What are they saying? a pair of road.cc socks for the caption that makes us laugh the most...

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T: Lets make like a wheel and roll.
TR: Pork chop?
T: No, flip flop.

Sir Velo

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posted by Raleigh [1727 posts]
31st August 2012 - 20:46

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Hmm.

That's not actually funny.

I'll try and think of another one.

Sir Velo

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posted by Raleigh [1727 posts]
31st August 2012 - 20:46

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Oooooh, those are Contador steaks!

posted by cousin zeke [26 posts]
31st August 2012 - 21:05

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Honestly, the Gate's belt drive on that beautiful new Cinelli fixie was this thick!

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posted by Mike McBeth [72 posts]
31st August 2012 - 21:22

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Honest It's not me! it my naked glove puppet.

THE ONLY WAY IS BIKE

posted by lushmiester [156 posts]
31st August 2012 - 21:34

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Tony: Oi! You can't throw it back just because it's too hot.

Noli porcum linguere

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posted by captain_slog [262 posts]
31st August 2012 - 21:38

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T; Can you show me how to hold chop sticks?

TR; Haaa.....so!

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posted by Comrade [128 posts]
31st August 2012 - 21:48

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I cannot think of anything funny. But it looks like Contador's new range of treat snacks has made Tony believe he can detect TR sneaking up on him with his eyes closed

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posted by Gkam84 [8482 posts]
31st August 2012 - 22:04

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GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHIF**KINGLOVEPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

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posted by Cooks [471 posts]
31st August 2012 - 22:15

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"What's that pale green spotty condiment on your chips?"
"It's the latest UCI-approved supplement - mayo à pois."

posted by chokofingrz [223 posts]
31st August 2012 - 23:01

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only when you can snatch the noodles from my bowl will you be ready Grasshopper.

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posted by TheHatter [810 posts]
31st August 2012 - 23:09

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pig n mix

posted by prinzi [70 posts]
1st September 2012 - 6:26

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New carbon-soled aero-stealth flip-flops lead to sharp rise in fly-by noodle-snatchings.

Noli porcum linguere

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posted by captain_slog [262 posts]
1st September 2012 - 12:19

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Eurobite!

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posted by _SiD_ [179 posts]
1st September 2012 - 22:38

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entry MKII

It's not me I've been possessed by a naked clove puppet!

THE ONLY WAY IS BIKE

posted by lushmiester [156 posts]
2nd September 2012 - 14:04

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The caption better be good - I've put my socks up as the prize.

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posted by Baglan Gladiator [2 posts]
7th September 2012 - 16:46

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