Eurobike 2012 - weekend caption competition
What's the beef here? Actually it's pork. Like it always is
Tony and TR fighting over the pork
It's Friday at Eurobike! That means it's the last actual full day of slogging round the show to bring you the news, before public day on Saturday where we traditionally break out the video camera and poke fun at stuff before running away, cackling. A whole week of traipsing round the halls and sleeping six up in a camper van fosters a particular kind of madness.
Anyway Tony and TR were late to the Fizik party and managed to walk away with the leftover pork products. What are they saying? a pair of road.cc socks for the caption that makes us laugh the most...
T: Lets make like a wheel and roll.
TR: Pork chop?
T: No, flip flop.
Sir Velo
Hmm.
That's not actually funny.
I'll try and think of another one.
Sir Velo
Oooooh, those are Contador steaks!
Honestly, the Gate's belt drive on that beautiful new Cinelli fixie was this thick!
Mike
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Honest It's not me! it my naked glove puppet.
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Tony: Oi! You can't throw it back just because it's too hot.
Noli porcum linguere
T; Can you show me how to hold chop sticks?
TR; Haaa.....so!
I cannot think of anything funny. But it looks like Contador's new range of treat snacks has made Tony believe he can detect TR sneaking up on him with his eyes closed
GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHIF**KINGLOVEPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
"What's that pale green spotty condiment on your chips?"
"It's the latest UCI-approved supplement - mayo à pois."
only when you can snatch the noodles from my bowl will you be ready Grasshopper.
pig n mix
New carbon-soled aero-stealth flip-flops lead to sharp rise in fly-by noodle-snatchings.
Noli porcum linguere
Eurobite!
entry MKII
It's not me I've been possessed by a naked clove puppet!
G
The caption better be good - I've put my socks up as the prize.
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