A lovely song about bikes. NSFW.

No greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass...

by Dave Atkinson   March 8, 2012  

mf'in-BIKE

Can you laugh at yourself? Good, because you're probably in here somewhere, even if it's as a roadie cameo. Every once in a while we see a video that makes both cyclists and non-cyclists spit their coffee over the keyboard and have a good old belly laugh. Chapeau to Sons of Science for a beautifully observed paean to the city cyclist. The lyrics are on the YouTube page for the vid. for the sake of your NSFW filter, we won't print them here.

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A wasted opportunity. It would be a much better song without the swearing. Shame. Sad

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posted by michophull [94 posts]
8th March 2012 - 23:24

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Swearing is cool. And the horn solo is genius.

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posted by AlexStriplight [65 posts]
8th March 2012 - 23:44

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Swearing is most effective when not overdone - here, just a wee bitty too much

Very funny all the same - guess I'm a cross between the lycra racer & the angry commuter

posted by mad_scot_rider [533 posts]
9th March 2012 - 7:52

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Yeah, swearing once or twice for effect would have been OK.
But in the words of John Lydon "Ooo - a rude word!!" it soon loses its shock value and becomes pathos.

Gravity - it won't let you down.

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posted by bigmel [64 posts]
9th March 2012 - 13:25

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Who gives a m*therf*ckin' sh!t?

It was all worth it just for 0:58

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posted by TurboJoe [53 posts]
9th March 2012 - 13:42

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Funny as f*ck..

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posted by Mikeh789 [137 posts]
9th March 2012 - 14:41

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Well, it's a rap, so profanity is what you would expect.

I particularly like the guy who "every day [does] the Tour de F*ck-you"

posted by Paul M [305 posts]
9th March 2012 - 16:42

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I love the guy who has a cuppa on his bike.

posted by Footpather [38 posts]
10th March 2012 - 7:16

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Excellent! Reminds me of Performance by MC Spandex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

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posted by cavasta [193 posts]
10th March 2012 - 12:07

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Total fried gold.

The only character who's missing is the hi-viz-black-leggings-rush-hour-road-warrior, but maybe he's a UK creation?

posted by mrhallorann [18 posts]
10th March 2012 - 12:37

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I liked the fixie verse... the rest was a bit clique Nerd

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posted by Paulo [107 posts]
10th March 2012 - 20:06

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Excellent.

posted by Cauld Lubter [117 posts]
14th March 2012 - 22:13

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