A lovely song about bikes. NSFW.

No greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass...

by Dave Atkinson   March 8, 2012  

mf'in-BIKE

Can you laugh at yourself? Good, because you're probably in here somewhere, even if it's as a roadie cameo. Every once in a while we see a video that makes both cyclists and non-cyclists spit their coffee over the keyboard and have a good old belly laugh. Chapeau to Sons of Science for a beautifully observed paean to the city cyclist. The lyrics are on the YouTube page for the vid. for the sake of your NSFW filter, we won't print them here.

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A wasted opportunity. It would be a much better song without the swearing. Shame. Sad

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posted by michophull [100 posts]
8th March 2012 - 22:24

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Swearing is cool. And the horn solo is genius.

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posted by AlexStriplight [69 posts]
8th March 2012 - 22:44

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Swearing is most effective when not overdone - here, just a wee bitty too much

Very funny all the same - guess I'm a cross between the lycra racer & the angry commuter

Buddha said:

Believe nothing, No matter where you read it,
Or who has said it, Not even if I have said it,
Unless it agrees with your own reason
And your own common sense.

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posted by mad_scot_rider [555 posts]
9th March 2012 - 6:52

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Yeah, swearing once or twice for effect would have been OK.
But in the words of John Lydon "Ooo - a rude word!!" it soon loses its shock value and becomes pathos.

Gravity - it won't let you down.

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posted by bigmel [66 posts]
9th March 2012 - 12:25

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Who gives a m*therf*ckin' sh!t?

It was all worth it just for 0:58

TurboJoe

posted by TurboJoe [57 posts]
9th March 2012 - 12:42

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Funny as f*ck..

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posted by Mikeh789 [139 posts]
9th March 2012 - 13:41

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Well, it's a rap, so profanity is what you would expect.

I particularly like the guy who "every day [does] the Tour de F*ck-you"

posted by Paul M [316 posts]
9th March 2012 - 15:42

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I love the guy who has a cuppa on his bike.

posted by Footpather [38 posts]
10th March 2012 - 6:16

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Excellent! Reminds me of Performance by MC Spandex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4

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posted by cavasta [209 posts]
10th March 2012 - 11:07

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Total fried gold.

The only character who's missing is the hi-viz-black-leggings-rush-hour-road-warrior, but maybe he's a UK creation?

posted by mrhallorann [18 posts]
10th March 2012 - 11:37

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I liked the fixie verse... the rest was a bit clique Nerd

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posted by Paulo [110 posts]
10th March 2012 - 19:06

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Excellent.

posted by Cauld Lubter [121 posts]
14th March 2012 - 21:13

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