Eurobike 2011 – caption competition 2
Give it your best shot and you could win some Eurobike goodies
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The end of the long day pounding the halls at Eurobike and a man needs to unwind and relax a little and the Endura party is just the place… beer… women's clothing… lots of people with cameras what could possibly go wrong? Oh, hang on…
Of course tha's not how it really was Dave was just going that extra mile stress testing Endura's zips for them, or was he? Tell us what you think was happening here and the wittiest caption wins a prize.
"From that side, don't you think I look a bit like Pippa Middleton?"
"Do you think I should get them done?"
All of Germany will be wearing thiis next year
I'm a little tea pot!
"if it was from Rapha I'd buy it...."
I think this fits just right, Aqua Marine is so 2011, the pie diet is really showing results!
Are you Novak Djokovic in disguise?
have you got this in pink as I'm not sure blue is my colour!
does my fat look bum in this?
David Else
If Greg Henderson can get in one this tight, so can I...
"I bought the optional support pack with the Stringbike, but I'm having difficulty adjusting the neck line ..."
Endura's new skin suit was proving it would benefit even the most horizontally challenged of riders!
cycle more, work less!
"You want me. Yes you do. Oooh, you're so naughty..."
If you really want me and you think I'm sexy c'mon baby let me know
Dave plans his new wardrobe in anticipation of the "op"
Women's cycling suffers blow from steroid scandal.
does my bum look big in this?
From behind the camera: "Darling honestly, your bum doesn't look big in that... Can we go now?"
...And you shake it all about!
You do the Hokey Cokey & you turn around!
does my bum look big in this?
Marcelus Maximus
Dave was a little put out when the mirror confirmed he wasn't the loveliest of them all.
"pass the lube"
"....And now when Dave,The Hulk 
, grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by a cycling reporter.
Dave :"Mr.Farrelly, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
i said Hackney extra small sizing not italian...
Italian sizing strikes again: "It said it was XXL!"
rrrrrrrrr.
I just cant seem to get this Gilet to zip up over my new Camelfront !
Think it would look better in BLACK!
" I told you that it will fit.......btw do you think its my colour?"
From the pic looks like he has a wet patch on his leg???
Unzip it quick, everything's going grey!
'I think it's the lanyard that makes the outfit, don't you?'
Camper than a row of tents 
Derren Brown stoops to a new low for his latest illusion jape
This is not what i understood was meant by "Ride Camp".
I assure you Sir, it will fit perfectly once you adopt the correct riding position.
"...well this size fitted me last year".
(What's the betting that this turns up as swag. XXL need not apply)
Every day and in every way I'm getting slower and slower
HIYA boys, we going for a ride
I think I look like my hero Jens Voight!!
"Oh, suit you sir!" "Were you out with a lady last night sir?" "Did she want it, sir?"
Gillet, the best a man can get!
cycle more, work less!
Call me Bubbles, daahling, everybody does
It said "one size fits all"
Yes - I know that skinsuits are supposed to be close-fitting, but tearing off the bottom to get it on...???
I ride my Bike A Bit....
But mostly I buy Kit 
..and now for my mankini...
If I hold this pose no one will notice how tight it is
"I'm telling you - it goes '...and a step to the riiight. Put your hands on your hips! And draw your fleece skin-tiiight....' "
Doubt we'll have many entrants for the next Schwag Grab when they see the prize...
Daves distraction was working well...he had already smuggled out 9 pumps down his trousers by this point...atleast I hope that's a pump! 
Dave took the sales advice to get into the mind set of the user a little too far........
Where's me washboard?
Do you think my moobs look big in this?
elusiveone
This used to fit. Better lay off the Human Growth Hormones.
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
large, my arse!
This is windproof, waterproof, and will make me faster in a 10 mile TT? I'll have several in pink!
oooh i say!
A perfect fit sir, would you like to try on the shorts?
I think the top is pushing the fat down, does it make my bum look big?? 
"It's the euro fit Sir, it fits perfectly."
Dave the well known budgie smuggler caught as he tried to get through airport security...the 'diva look' didn't fool anyone.
The_Kaner
FREEEEEEEEDOM!
"This top makes me feel like a woman...
no, really, get me a woman"
Borat designs the new Astana top.
you should see what his partners wearing.....
after dave got over the "boonen bollock" injury, he was never the same ....
The new road.cc cycling waterproof for 2012 was unveiled at Eurobike
J Andrew Hill
WANTED
Good woman who can clean bikes, fix punctures, change wheels and owns a carbon road bike. Send photo of "CARBON ROAD BIKE"
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Eurobike was so exciting that Dave couldn't wait to find a phone box before turning into Cycleman.
Testing out a gilet - Dave's so concerned he might lose those razor-sharp bicep tan lines, he's gone the extra mile to squeeze a "technical" base layer (t-shirt) underneath.
Check out my new "Ero look".
Misspell, should be "Euro"
"Dave, are you sure your gastric band is working"?
"Ok, very funny guys....who's nicked my roll of wallpaper?"
"Like a rash darling, I spread myself everywhere."
Well, you see, cycling and ballet, they... how should I say... there's not much telling them apart, really...
.. It was the Clenbuterol what did it, honest!!!
Me, Myself and I
here's dave modelling the prize for the caption competition.
I say! Ding-dong!!
cheers m'dears
2011 Rose Pro-SL 3000 Road
2006 Lemond Alpe d'Huez Broken
1997 Marin Sausaulito Urban bimbling/shopper
1980 Orbea project
The launch of Endura's unisex range for 2012, was proving to be a massive hit with the chaps from Road cc.
Tony Hantz
"Finally, a green shirt that compliments my sprinting prowess" 
Super hero, the Green Lantern comes out of retirement only to find he may have put on a few pounds.
dave prepared well for big night out in a German town by taking several viagra. On hindsight he shouldn't have had the redbull and strepsils so quickly after the blue tablets
Singletrack MTB mag
road.cc on YouTube
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