Muc-Off schwag: we have a winner!

There'll be no excuse for a dirty bike ever again for one lucky winner...

by Dave Atkinson   January 17, 2011  

Muc-off range


Well there's plenty of you out there with fingers crossed I'm sure, hoping that today's the day that your bike gets the cleaning setup you know it deserves. Tiffin's been taken and we've fired up the random number generator at There can only be one winner, and this week the fickle finger of fate is pointing in the direction of...


Congrats to a fellow Sou'Wester, we'll be boxing up all that cleansing goodness for the trip west to Taunton in the next few days. Commiserations to everyone that missed out, but it's only a matter of time before there's something else worth grabbing on so stay tuned!


The fun's over: the snow has melted and we're back to the usual winter fayre of murky, mucky dampness. It's not much fun to ride in and your bike isn't going to thank you either, coming back from every ride caked in unspeakable filth. But help is at hand in the form of this week's schwag grab: Those nice chaps at Muc-Off have weighed in with a £250 prize fund consisting of every single conceivable thing that you could possibly need to clean your bike, pretty much. The only thing not included is elbow grease!

Have a gander at the list below and just imagine how clean your bike – and all your friends' bikes – would be if you got your hands on this mountain of cleaning goodness...

Muc-Off 1 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off 1 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off 5 Litre Cycle Cleaner
Muc-Off / Bikespray Value Duo Pack
8-In-One Bike Cleaning Kit
Bike Spray 500ml
Muc-Off Silicone Shine 500ml - NEW
Muc-Off Disc Brake Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Disc Brake Cleaner 750ml
Muc-Off Degreaser 500ml
Muc-Off Dry PTFE Chain Lube 400ml
Muc-Off Dry PTFE Chain Lube 50ml - NEW
Muc-Off Chain Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Quick Drying Chain Cleaner 400ml
Muc-Off Chain Doc
Muc-Off Miracle Shine Polish 500ml
Muc-Off Premium Microfibre Polishing Cloth
Muc-Off 3 x Brush Set
Muc-Off 5 x Brush Set
Individual Muc-Off Brush - 2 Prong
Individual Muc-Off Claw Brush
Individual Muc-Off Detailing Brush
Individual Muc-Off Wheel & Component Brush
Individual Muc-Off Soft Washing Brush
Muc-Off Dry Lube 125ml
Muc-Off Wet Lube 125ml
Muc-Off Puncture Repair Kit
Muc-Off Helmet Foam Fresh 400ml - NEW
Muc-Off Dirty Work Wipes

Interested? of course you are. That's over £250 of gear that'll shift the grime off a whole stable of bikes for the foreseeable future. And all you have to do to be in the hat is post a comment below! Usual schwag grab rules apply and we'll be firing up the fickle finger of fate on Monday (17 January), round about tiffin. Good luck everyone!

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That lot should keep me going for a while

posted by kobacom [93 posts]
17th January 2011 - 9:19


Hope I'm not too late??


posted by Grimpeur [7 posts]
17th January 2011 - 11:07


Send me gifts

Liz Farrelly

posted by liz.farrelly [16 posts]
17th January 2011 - 11:34


My bikes are filthy.

Really, though?

posted by workhard [389 posts]
17th January 2011 - 11:49


A wonderfully romantic Valentine's present for my boyfriend.

posted by Lascarluvr [17 posts]
17th January 2011 - 11:57


Me too! Mine are all very dirty!


posted by slowsimon [14 posts]
17th January 2011 - 11:59


After the recent rust and chain snapping, I will need this to keep my bike in top notch condition. Thank you. Wink

posted by MarinaLim [29 posts]
17th January 2011 - 12:13


Yes please... even after just a week back on the bike, commuting, it's damned grubby!

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posted by Morgan [60 posts]
17th January 2011 - 12:14


Cool You know how it life consists of entering comps and never ever winning a jot. So this time, I'm applying telepathy to tell the computer to PICK ME!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmthinkthinkthinkthinkmmmmmmmmmm - there that should do it! Big Grin


posted by stokeybloke [33 posts]
17th January 2011 - 12:14


Soap on a rope!

Yes please

posted by funkeypunk [12 posts]
17th January 2011 - 12:15


Clean bike? Sorry don't understand that concept! Will it hurt?

Johnnycookie FLP>DNF>>DNS

posted by johnnycookie [35 posts]
17th January 2011 - 12:27


the winter weather has taken its toll and my bikes really do need a thorough clean now

posted by paulrattew [58 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:18


My Bike is Awffy dirty, it's just rode through an Embra winter.

Start Cycle Commuting. Write off your car!

posted by step.doran [71 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:24


you're talking durrty again.

posted by bazzargh [146 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:26

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Long time reader, firt time poster!

looking forward to more Schwag!!

posted by CrackerWatson [3 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:31

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I need this to clean off all the winter muck! I'm embarrassed to be seen with my bike at the moment.

posted by jamiec [2 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:35

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I shall be winning this, thank you.

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posted by minnellium [82 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:45

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Looks fancy! Definitely needed after Strathpuffer!

posted by kevlarhead [1 posts]
17th January 2011 - 13:45

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That lot will keep the bike clean for a while. Cool

posted by Simon430 [4 posts]
17th January 2011 - 14:06

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Where will I keep all this schwag? Have to move the bike outside which means I need to clean it more...and I'm probably too late anyway...


posted by mikesteuart [11 posts]
17th January 2011 - 14:27

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So let´s leave this snowy and muddy winter behind. Getting the Mud off our bikes with MUC-OFF to be shiny and fast... Not to forget the quote of Steve Peat: "MUC-OFF can change your life too" Cool

posted by ltracingcrew [1 posts]
17th January 2011 - 15:05

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Not to late am I?

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posted by Blackhound [453 posts]
17th January 2011 - 16:03

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That should keep me out of cleaning the rest of the house few weekends! Nerd

posted by Philberto85 [4 posts]
17th January 2011 - 16:11

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Yes please; especially after the state my bike came back in after my ride yesterday!

posted by colin_wilson [4 posts]
17th January 2011 - 16:14

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just in time to bring the Schwag back - I'm very Muc-ky


posted by alg [137 posts]
17th January 2011 - 16:43

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Oops, no excuse now! I hereby promise to do all my fellow competitors justice by polishing furiously latebinto the night! Wink

It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile.

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posted by narch [111 posts]
17th January 2011 - 20:06

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Oooh shiny stuff yes please


posted by SteveM [9 posts]
17th January 2011 - 20:13

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I'm so dirty, make me clean again

posted by Bristol family ... [22 posts]
17th January 2011 - 21:07

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I'm Dirty ! Wink

posted by Tias [10 posts]
18th January 2011 - 10:28

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come clean

posted by lennythelion [48 posts]
20th January 2011 - 22:55

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