Eurobike Day 2 caption competition - we have a winner!

Oh to be a fly on the wall. Hang on... this isn't a wall!

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by dave_atkinson on September 10, 2010 - 11:00

Eurobike Caption comp 2

The judging is done. We liked the "Assos quality control" one, we liked the "pretty fly" one but the winner has to be cycle, the last one in (obviously keeping your powder dry) for "never spill energy drink on your shorts" which manages to combine wit, economy, and some sound cycling advice. The signed Jens Voigt poster could be winging it's way to you soon, if we can get Mat to take it off his bedroom wall… if not, and he is a big lad, it'll be some equally desirable Eurobike schwag.

Finally we'd just like to say that no animal was harmed during the making of this caption, mainly because we couldn't catch it.

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Seam it all before!

posted by adeclay [33 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 11:58

Oh to be a fly on the ball of this one...

Complicating matters since 1965

posted by DaSy [644 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:16

Shit sticks.

posted by gazzaputt [134 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:20

Is that the new time trial sknisuit with a 'Zipp Fly' ?

posted by stuke [163 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:22

Is that a bidon in your pants or just a blue bottle?

posted by bazzargh [70 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:30

Weight weenies complain at the latest addition to the Assos lineup.

posted by dhague [19 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:36

Specialized reveal the power source for the 'hidden' fly wheel motor in Cancellara's Sworks

posted by andylul [205 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:43

Mark was literally flying by the seat of his pants.

posted by James Poole [52 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:58

Pretty fly for a white guy.

posted by James Poole [52 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 12:59

"the infamous german sausage fly"

posted by Fringe [922 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 13:05

1 - First spy shots of the Castelli buttoned fly shorts...

2 - Proof that padding the front of your shorts with a banana can attract the wrong kind of attention...

3 - Taiwan sweat-shops start using even cheaper to employ labour...

4 - Another reason why I don't DO Lycra...

posted by DaveP [449 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 13:13

Assos quality control reaches a whole new level...

posted by theendinfrench [4 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 14:22

Rapha push the boundaries of cycling kit design even further with their alternative fly position shorts.

Sorry, I couldn't get a knob joke into this one!

posted by jova54 [257 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 14:37

He might look the part with his new bug-eyed Oakley shades, but deep down, Seth Brundle knew there was no way he'd ever squeeze into those lycra shorts again.

posted by Simon_MacMichael [3758 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 17:23

Seth Brundle, now that conjures up images of that bug eyed american actor whos name i cant remember. (thats not for the caption contest btw, but could be if im to win!)

posted by Fringe [922 posts] 2nd September 2010 - 21:32

The poor work experience kid completely misunderstood when he was told to include a fly on the crotch.

posted by Jaz_Allen [12 posts] 8th September 2010 - 14:41

I reckon this ones a girl and it won't upset my nut alergy!

posted by wallywingnut [7 posts] 8th September 2010 - 17:44

"Finally!" Says Boonen, "Photo evidence that Cancellara cheated to win the Paris Roubaix. No wonder it sounded like he had a motor if a small army of these guys were helping him to fly to the finish!"

posted by Tuffmonkey1908 [20 posts] 9th September 2010 - 8:59

Never spill energy drink on your shorts

posted by cycle [41 posts] 9th September 2010 - 11:15