US cyclists post ad pleading for safe return…. of their life-size Justin Bieber cardboard cutout

Likeness of Canadian pop star went missing in Colorado desert

by Simon_MacMichael   August 16, 2014  

Justin Bieber cardboard cutout (source Westslope on Craigslist)

A group of cyclists riding across the United States have posted an advert on the listings website Craigslist – after their life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber went missing.

The likeness of the Canadian pop star was last seen in the Colorado desert, and while the riders don’t necessarily want it back, they would appreciate its new custodian to send them a picture so they can be sure it is in safe hands.

The advert, under the heading “lost: Justin bieber cardboard cutout [serious]” and accompanied by the picture above reads:

I'm on a cross country cycling trip with a group called bike and build. we had a cardboard cutout of Justin bieber that was donated to us in Hannibal, MO to mark our lunch spots. typically we would hide him somewhere where he would watch us hungrily. last known whereabouts of the biebs was off route 50 near a solar powered device at the top of a hill. he will be leaning on a rock looking at you with a sly grin on his face. if found, send pictures please! also if possible we can arrange a delivery for the biebs.

We’re hoping they receive good news soon – although if the cutout happens to be found by Orlando Bloom, we wouldn’t hold out much hope…

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Hard to tell the cutout from the real thing. They're both 2-dimensional and extremely lightweight.

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posted by Him Up North [238 posts]
16th August 2014 - 18:48

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who cares, that is it, too many non stories appearing on my Facebook page, road cc consider yourself unfollowed.

posted by Sub5orange [36 posts]
16th August 2014 - 18:49

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This is further proof, if any be needed, of why we should all wear/not wear helmets. And I for one am very very very angry about one of those options.

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posted by aslongasicycle [332 posts]
16th August 2014 - 21:23

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aslongasicycle wrote:
This is further proof, if any be needed, of why we should all wear/not wear helmets. And I for one am very very very angry about one of those options.

Yeah me too. Both of them, in fact. (>_<)

posted by Quince [208 posts]
16th August 2014 - 21:36

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Light news day ?

posted by wwfcb [70 posts]
16th August 2014 - 22:24

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Sub5orange wrote:
too many non stories appearing on my Facebook page

Youre on facebook and expect "quality news"? Thats your problem right there.

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posted by zanf [604 posts]
17th August 2014 - 10:00

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Its a shame they couldn't have left the original in the desert... Devil

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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posted by stumps [2847 posts]
17th August 2014 - 12:32

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Burn it, its a witch!



I am stronger than Mensa, Miller and Mailer, I spat out Plath and Pinter.

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posted by bikeboy76 [1437 posts]
17th August 2014 - 13:07

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Chances of this being found with no bullet holes?

posted by MKultra [287 posts]
18th August 2014 - 14:38

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