Cinelli Mystic Rat
“The origin of the species changes. The black rat removes its skin and underneath has always been dressed in a white smoking as the director of a swing orchestra. The rhythm is boogie and syncopated to ride on road and track (flip-flop rear hub). Bull horn handlebar for grab, Unicanitor saddle. An apparition.” Cinelli website
I'll have a pint of what he's on…
On second thoughts, better make that a half.