Hi, I explained to the wife the other day that when I'm wearing a cap under my helmet I change my method of greeting other cyclists from a wave and a nod to a touch of the peak of my cap. She called me a pillock and to rub further salt in my wounds she stated that my Rapha cap made me look like Billy Bunter.
She's recently acquired a road bike and hangs out on the hills no matter how gentle an incline.
What should I do?
A. Ignore her.
B. Start waving again.
C. 'Accidentally' take her on a ride with a cheeky climb on it.