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Why is it considered wanky to wear sky kit

Apologies if the intricacies of the Scottish language is lost on you all  4
But I've noticed a few derisory comments about people wearing sky kit to sportives etc. why is it considered naff?

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dunnoh | 10 years ago
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I wear a Columbia Jersey as it helps me climb better. I'm sure of it. Put it this way it can't make me any worse. And I'm not even Columbian.

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bashthebox | 10 years ago
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One of my favourite memories from my first sportive was the sight of a, ahem, generously proportioned gentleman doubled over at the side of the road a little way up the big climb, chest heaving, eyes bulging.
On his back was the polka dot jersey.

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The Rumpo Kid replied to joc | 10 years ago
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Of course it would be inapropriate for a pro rider to wear colours they hadnt earned ie. World Championship stripes.

For the rest of us, refusing to wear team colours or trophy gear because you havent 'earned' them demonstrates you are actually far more delusional than the 22 stone sportive rider resplendant in his Sky kit.

Refusing to wear this gear is an attempt to be closer to the pro-world than the people who do. Get a life and if you like the look of gear, wear it.

So what would you think of a Non-Olympian who wore an Olympic Medal? That they were somehow demonstrating they were not "delusional"? No. You would rightly consider them to be a bit sad at best.

Wearing a yellow Jersey is not the same as wearing an Olympic Gold metal... Are you serious. Because that's like the worse comparison ever

The difference being? Although an item of clothing, The Yellow Jersey, like a medal, says the wearer has achieved sonething.

I'm just not buying that.... So if you wear a brazil kit with stars next to the badge you are pretending to be a World Cup winner? It's a replica kit, not close to running about with an Olympic gold medal round your neck.... Like I said, a shite comparison

The stars on National Football shirts (whether worn on the pitch or down the pub) indicate that the Country, not the wearer, won the World Cup.

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BBB | 10 years ago
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A road is like a catwalk.
If you're secure, confident and have the right body and moves, you can get away with wearing anything.

Are you? Do you?

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wifwaf replied to The Rumpo Kid | 10 years ago
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The Rumpo Kid wrote:
joc wrote:
The Rumpo Kid wrote:
joc wrote:
The Rumpo Kid wrote:
wifwaf wrote:

Of course it would be inapropriate for a pro rider to wear colours they hadnt earned ie. World Championship stripes.

For the rest of us, refusing to wear team colours or trophy gear because you havent 'earned' them demonstrates you are actually far more delusional than the 22 stone sportive rider resplendant in his Sky kit.

Refusing to wear this gear is an attempt to be closer to the pro-world than the people who do. Get a life and if you like the look of gear, wear it.

So what would you think of a Non-Olympian who wore an Olympic Medal? That they were somehow demonstrating they were not "delusional"? No. You would rightly consider them to be a bit sad at best.

Wearing a yellow Jersey is not the same as wearing an Olympic Gold metal... Are you serious. Because that's like the worse comparison ever

The difference being? Although an item of clothing, The Yellow Jersey, like a medal, says the wearer has achieved sonething.

I'm just not buying that.... So if you wear a brazil kit with stars next to the badge you are pretending to be a World Cup winner? It's a replica kit, not close to running about with an Olympic gold medal round your neck.... Like I said, a shite comparison

The stars on National Football shirts (whether worn on the pitch or down the pub) indicate that the Country, not the wearer, won the World Cup.

Oh really? The shirt also indicates that the wearer qualified to play for his country. Most observers have the maturity and intelligence to realise this is not actually the case and that the wearer is expressing his support for the country/player in question, not plagiarising his achievements. Putting trophies on your mantlepiece you havent actually won would be sad, wearing team kit or winners colours in cycling is not. Its all about context and perspective. In cycing there are a lot of elitist snobs and they look just as sad as the people they are despising.

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The Rumpo Kid replied to wifwaf | 10 years ago
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wifwaf wrote:
The Rumpo Kid wrote:
joc wrote:
The Rumpo Kid wrote:
joc wrote:
The Rumpo Kid wrote:
wifwaf wrote:

Of course it would be inapropriate for a pro rider to wear colours they hadnt earned ie. World Championship stripes.

For the rest of us, refusing to wear team colours or trophy gear because you havent 'earned' them demonstrates you are actually far more delusional than the 22 stone sportive rider resplendant in his Sky kit.

Refusing to wear this gear is an attempt to be closer to the pro-world than the people who do. Get a life and if you like the look of gear, wear it.

So what would you think of a Non-Olympian who wore an Olympic Medal? That they were somehow demonstrating they were not "delusional"? No. You would rightly consider them to be a bit sad at best.

Wearing a yellow Jersey is not the same as wearing an Olympic Gold metal... Are you serious. Because that's like the worse comparison ever

The difference being? Although an item of clothing, The Yellow Jersey, like a medal, says the wearer has achieved sonething.

I'm just not buying that.... So if you wear a brazil kit with stars next to the badge you are pretending to be a World Cup winner? It's a replica kit, not close to running about with an Olympic gold medal round your neck.... Like I said, a shite comparison

The stars on National Football shirts (whether worn on the pitch or down the pub) indicate that the Country, not the wearer, won the World Cup.

Oh really? The shirt also indicates that the wearer qualified to play for his country. Most observers have the maturity and intelligence to realise this is not actually the case and that the wearer is expressing his support for the country/player in question, not plagiarising his achievements. Putting trophies on your mantlepiece you havent actually won would be sad, wearing team kit or winners colours in cycling is not. Its all about context and perspective. In cycing there are a lot of elitist snobs and they look just as sad as the people they are despising.

Looks like we'll have to agree to differ. I think putting a trophy you haven't won on your body is just as sad as putting it on your mantelpiece. And I'm certainly not an elitist snob. You can ask anybody. (Well anybody who matters).

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Dr. Ko | 10 years ago
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It is not wanky to wear a Sky jersey if You...
...want to commit a crime, everybody will remember the Sky jersey as they have seen such an item before, but you are not only one wearing one making life very difficult for Metropolitean police  13
(This is based on the theory that humans tend to remember only a limited number of visual impacts, preferable items they have seen before and can relate to.)

- My second coice of disguse:
http://innercitymobility.blogspot.de/2013/04/london-fashion-visibility-i... - the Gore one.

And now pardon me I have a bank "appointment"  19
http://innercitymobility.blogspot.de/2013/04/london-carradice-money-carr...

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dino replied to Tinternet_tim | 10 years ago
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Nice bike! ha... just ride and enjoy it. I hope i live long enough to ride like the old dude in the Garmin kit so i can be uncool too. That old man rocks!

New rule #1: all velominati followers are douchebags.

cheers!

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wifwaf | 10 years ago
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@The Rumpo Kid:

Sorry, I think I got a bit carried away there, im sure you arent elitist and I understand your view. I do have to admit that I would feel very self-conscious about wearing a polka-dot jersey, as it would in my mind be akin to making a statement about my climbing abilities, but wearing a pair of prendas armwarmers with the World Champion stripes on wouldnt bother me a jot.

I live in leafy Cheshire and I see a lot of riders out in full rapha gear, I cant help the feeling that they are trying just as hard to fit in with a stereotype as the man in the Wiggins kit.

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stepho | 10 years ago
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WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT ANYONE IS WEARING ON THEIR BIKE.

Please people.
my 5 year old son wears a Valentino Rossi Moto GP champion hat, should i tell him he can't wear it because he never earned it? give me strength.  14

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The Rumpo Kid replied to stepho | 10 years ago
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stepho wrote:

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT ANYONE IS WEARING ON THEIR BIKE.

Please people.
my 5 year old son wears a Valentino Rossi Moto GP champion hat, should i tell him he can't wear it because he never earned it? give me strength.  14

OK let's recap. Do the papers talk of someone "Wearing the hat" the same as they say "Wearing the Maglia Rosa", or "Wearing the Rainbow Jersey"? There's the difference. If you want to wear team kit, I couldnt care less. (Honestly).

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jijiandnoah replied to wifwaf | 10 years ago
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wifwaf wrote:

I live in leafy Cheshire and I see a lot of riders out in full rapha gear, I cant help the feeling that they are trying just as hard to fit in with a stereotype as the man in the Wiggins kit.

Or.... They just like it? Why do they have to be trying hard or a stereotype? This says more about your assumptions and prejudice about the kind of people who wear Rapha than the actual people who do, just like the majority of people here decrying those wearing team gear (Although it was kind of a godwin's law thing that someone was bound to mention Rapha at some point)

stepho wrote:

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT ANYONE IS WEARING ON THEIR BIKE.

Please people.
my 5 year old son wears a Valentino Rossi Moto GP champion hat, should i tell him he can't wear it because he never earned it? give me strength.

Well said Stepho. My 3 year old has become quite taken with running around wearing a superman t-shirt (complete with cape) over the last few weeks. As far as I'm aware he is distintly lacking in any superpowers and I'm fairly confident the majority of the general public wouldn't assume he has them either

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The Rumpo Kid replied to jijiandnoah | 10 years ago
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My 3 year old has become quite taken with running around wearing a superman t-shirt (complete with cape) over the last few weeks. As far as I'm aware he is distintly lacking in any superpowers and I'm fairly confident the majority of the general public wouldn't assume he has them either

Fair enough. But if your son is still wearing his Superman shirt and cape when an adult, the general public may make other assumptions.

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dunnoh replied to bashthebox | 10 years ago
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bashthebox wrote:

One of my favourite memories from my first sportive was the sight of a, ahem, generously proportioned gentleman doubled over at the side of the road a little way up the big climb, chest heaving, eyes bulging.
On his back was the polka dot jersey.

You haven't seen me in my Columbia top. I'm quite the vision

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edster99 | 10 years ago
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What's with the aversion to Rapha kit? Is it because of the Rapha Condor team, or something I that has 100% passed me by?

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Charlie96 | 10 years ago
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Does no one ride in their club colours? Looks way better than anything you'll buy in a shop!

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Mad1000 replied to pjay | 10 years ago
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I don't think what you wear matters as long as you're comfortable.

Personally, I wear baggies and a loose jersey or a t-shirt.

If you like to wear team kit, wear it. If you're comfortable in bin bags, wear them....

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stepho | 10 years ago
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Interesting debate this.

How does everyone feel about middle aged men wearing replica football shirts with their own name on the back (not while playing football but going about their daily business)

Well i think they look like fanny's and im not afraid to say it.  4

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Kapelmuur | 10 years ago
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Confused newbie here, I thought 'the rules' were a joke - they amuse me anyway - but it appears that some folk take them seriously, have I got it wrong?

BTW, is there a national champion jersey in light blue with a tri colour band around the chest? If so I saw a champ near Knutsford this morning.

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joebee9870 | 10 years ago
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a tool is a tool no matter what they wear.........

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mwilford | 10 years ago
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we should be proud of our countrys' achievements, just the same as someone would wear a football shirt to play football in. It's even better after those snyde comments when you go faster than them.

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Fixie Girl | 10 years ago
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Its fine just so long as they are wearing the scarf and waving one of the supporters flags or wearing any one of the Sky Branded kit marketed by Rapha #laughingallthewaytothebank

Love Rapha, hate Sky

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Percespb | 10 years ago
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In 2012 I bought my 3rd pro team jersey in 30 years. The first was a soviet team item, the second a Motorola blue and red top, the third is the black and green Sky rainforest thingy.
The USSR is no longer, Armstrong disgraced himself so that just leaves Sky to cock up.

I think if you can buy it, can afford it, then wear it.
I did have a chortle to myself when I passed a guy in a polka dot jersey grovelling up a hill. I'm no mountain goat.

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Percespb replied to edster99 | 10 years ago
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edster99 wrote:

What's with the aversion to Rapha kit? Is it because of the Rapha Condor team, or something I that has 100% passed me by?

It's probably because of the price. ££££££
I own a couple of their items but waited for the sale so the cost came down to just expensive!

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Percespb replied to edster99 | 10 years ago
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It's probably because of the price. ££££££
I own a couple of their items but waited for the sale so the cost came down to just expensive!

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themartincox | 10 years ago
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When they make a pro kit in sport wool to cover up the results of too much custard and cake then i might think about it - until then, I will wear comfy stuff and just wish I could look as good as the pros do in their kits

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joc replied to Fixie Girl | 10 years ago
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Fixie Girl wrote:

Its fine just so long as they are wearing the scarf and waving one of the supporters flags or wearing any one of the Sky Branded kit marketed by Rapha #laughingallthewaytothebank

Love Rapha, hate Sky

Hate Sky?...because?

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herlihy replied to Kapelmuur | 10 years ago
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Confused newbie here, I thought 'the rules' were a joke - they amuse me anyway - but it appears that some folk take them seriously, have I got it wrong?

That is what I thought. I assumed Velominati was a piss take like Johnny Speight creating Alf Garnett. I.e intended to make anyone quoting his rules look like a wanker. It works very well.

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paulfg42 | 10 years ago
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I don't have any team kit but I do have a rainbow jersey and I like wearing it. ICGAF about anyone who thinks that is naff or wanky.

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Liam Cahill | 10 years ago
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Wear any team kit you like, but not a rainbow one....please! This makes you a bit of a douche full stop.

And for those of you that will be going to Bourg d'Oisans and the surrounding area at the time of the TDF, be warned. If you are spotted my me or my mates in a polka-dot jersey, we will attack you, reach the top, descend back to where you are, then do it all again just for kicks! But as we go past, prepare to still hear encouragement from each and every one of us, because being a cyclist is hard enough without other cyclists abusing you on the road. We all do it mentally.

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