Armstrong invited to the Champs-Élysées?

by _SiD_   May 15, 2013  

Wonder if he's going to Le Champs this year in Paris?
All riders who finished the Tour are invited to the finish.
Discounting his 7 'wins' he did finish 36th in 1995 - technically he's on the guest list?
The tension mounts!

Him and Vaughters have been chatting?

https://mobile.twitter.com/vaughters/status/333307491599413248

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I hope he turns up wearing one of his yellow jerseys too.

Then get him to jib on the podium Karl Power style.

posted by farrell [1015 posts]
15th May 2013 - 17:24

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All 7 jerseys paraded on the end of a very large stick a la Vic Reeves 'Man with the Stick'.

'What's on the end of the stick… Vic?'

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posted by _SiD_ [178 posts]
15th May 2013 - 17:42

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Rolling down the Champs Elysees in a yellow popemobile.

posted by farrell [1015 posts]
16th May 2013 - 10:10

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farrell wrote:
Rolling down the Champs Elysees in a yellow popemobile.

shouldn't that be "perpmobile"?

posted by Sadly Biggins [261 posts]
16th May 2013 - 10:25

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farrell wrote:
Rolling down the Champs Elysees in a yellow popemobile.

Better still a yellow Sedan Chair - maybe carried by "trusted lieutenant" George Hincapie?

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posted by _SiD_ [178 posts]
16th May 2013 - 11:58

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Ha, brilliant! Saddles a bit high though, he needs a sedan-fit.

Dodging the saccadic masking

posted by notfastenough [2607 posts]
16th May 2013 - 16:36

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a big yellow wicker man hopefully. Put him inside, set fire to the fecker. Didi could pretend to be EWarWooWar.

posted by andyp [630 posts]
16th May 2013 - 17:55

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