Best way of attracting female cyclists
I Witnessed a novel approach last night in Richmond Park. A guy was riding past a girl, with no hands on the bars, and doing upper body stretches! Sadly for him, the girl on the bike was unimpressed, and totally ignored his display of bike skilfull bike handling.
At this point he noticed us approaching, and sadly decided to put a bit of an effort in to stop us passing and show off his strength. Again he failed miserably.
If you're reading this my friend, please try something new, as the chances of you having sex ever again are very unlikely