So I was going to give my lovely public the full story. Updates, Points during the race, KoM points.....etc
But thanks to the f***wits at the Tour Down Under (geo only coverage and no radio coverage this year for the first time) and my "friends" at Sky (We are currently upgrading Sky Go. Please check back in a few hours. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.), I cannot do either.
So I thought I'd fill you in on what I do know.
Jordan Kerby racing for Uni of South Australia has been your main breakaway guy all day.
At times he was joined by Jack Bobridge, Manuele Boaro and Graeme Brown.
Good old Jens Voigt has a go to get clear, but never came off.
Kerby WILL be your KoM jersey wearer at the end of the stage.
Other than that, The race might aswell have been in North Korea. NO decent twitter updates from anyone in Oz, no-one outside of Oz seems to be able to access anything and the whole thing is just a shambles.
First world tour race of the season......CRAP