Enjoying a coffee in the sun after a wee spin my day was ruined while flicking through my paper. The 'i' if anyone is interested. They had pulled together some comments from other papers on various topics and I was quickly choking on my coffee.

Apparently our nemises Mr Doughty of the Daily Mail had muttered that he would like to see both Wiggo and the lovely Victoria P become sir and daame respectively. The bugger then went on to say he would like to "see them using their eminence to appeal for better manners among road cyclists, in the interest of improving safety."

Must have been stuck in traffic between a cycle lane and a zil lane when he was writing his column  19