If Bradley loses the Tour by 1 second......

by daddyELVIS   July 3, 2012  

......will his sideburns be to blame?

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Well, Sky are making a point over their new-fangled skinsuit so maybe Big Sean is going to hold him down before the first long TT and the boys can take a razor to those mutton chops.

posted by mattbibbings [103 posts]
3rd July 2012 - 8:58

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Noooo - it's like Samson, you can't take the 'burns! Big Grin

Last night I would have considered trading a very loud baby for a really nice bike.

posted by notfastenough [3198 posts]
3rd July 2012 - 9:21

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The 'burns' disrupt the turbulent air moving across his face in the same way the aerofoil's and fin's on an F1 car work. They're actually improving his aerodynamics.

posted by drheaton [3429 posts]
3rd July 2012 - 9:52

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where did he get the idea that they look good?!

posted by londonplayer [671 posts]
5th July 2012 - 13:25

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I cannot resist commenting on this.....SideBurn's are definately the thing to have! If he loses the Tour by 1 second because of them they will be worth it!

posted by SideBurn [806 posts]
5th July 2012 - 22:13

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One more flat stage to go, then we'll see if the 'burns' are performance inhibitors or enhancers.

What's that coming over the hill...............

posted by daddyELVIS [409 posts]
6th July 2012 - 0:50

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Careful with the 'enhance' word! The UCI might hear you and ban them!

posted by SideBurn [806 posts]
6th July 2012 - 8:07

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Something I noticed on the highlights last night.
Wiggo's sideburns have been thinned down a bit where his glasses are.

I wonder if he gets some rubbing from them and has had to thinned them out a bit or realised they leave his glasses poking out a bit so not as aero Thinking .

posted by Marauder [239 posts]
16th July 2012 - 15:22

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