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http://www.theonion.com/articles/bicyclesafety-tips,8077/

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Bike safety can never be stressed enough. If you doubt this, try stressing it as much as you possibly can. It won't be enough–guaranteed.

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SideBurn [890 posts] 5 years ago
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It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

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mad_scot_rider [581 posts] 5 years ago
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SideBurn wrote:

It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Depends on your nationality

Italian - extra virgin olive oil
Japanese - whale oil
English - rapeseed oil
Scottish - 20/50 engine oil

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giff77 [1283 posts] 5 years ago
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@ mad scott - should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland  3

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andylul [410 posts] 5 years ago
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giff77 wrote:

@ mad scott - should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland  3

It's often the same thing  1