Satirical Cycle Safety

by mad_scot_rider   April 27, 2012  

From The Onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bicyclesafety-tips,8077/

My fave is this

Quote:

Bike safety can never be stressed enough. If you doubt this, try stressing it as much as you possibly can. It won't be enough–guaranteed.

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It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

posted by SideBurn [732 posts]
28th April 2012 - 10:45

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SideBurn wrote:
It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Depends on your nationality

Italian - extra virgin olive oil
Japanese - whale oil
English - rapeseed oil
Scottish - 20/50 engine oil

posted by mad_scot_rider [519 posts]
29th April 2012 - 14:29

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@ mad scott - should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland Wink

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posted by giff77 [967 posts]
29th April 2012 - 16:52

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giff77 wrote:
@ mad scott - should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland Wink

It's often the same thing Smile

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posted by andylul [407 posts]
4th May 2012 - 11:49

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