Doughnuts

by onlyonediane   March 4, 2012  

Heard reports that Contador is unhappy that other than steak, his favourite snack is doughnuts is on the list of prohibited substances. Careful now Alberto, you have to ensure they are kosher to eat. We don't want you failing another drugs test!

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Why on earth are doughnuts on the Prohib. Substances list?

Krispy Kremes aren't that harmful are they?

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posted by Raleigh [1727 posts]
4th March 2012 - 20:42

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Apparently, there not, but the management at Saxo Bank don't want him eating them.

posted by onlyonediane [159 posts]
4th March 2012 - 23:20

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You have to be careful using the banned doughnut,a substance of which too many can make a honed athlete like Bertie, compete like a donkey, like me! You could potentially knobble a whole team with enough of them!

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posted by andybnk [89 posts]
5th March 2012 - 0:15

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Ah, so thats why the Police are always slated on here. According to some members of the public we eat doughnuts on a daily basis hence the poor performance. D Oh

If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it. Gaius Julius Caesar.

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posted by stumps [2611 posts]
5th March 2012 - 1:17

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Stumpy that can't be true, I eat all the donuts in our nick and I'm still the only one who perfoms! Thinking

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posted by Vikeonabike [50 posts]
5th March 2012 - 7:53

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Vike - it's because quality matters. Asda jammies are clearly not as good as Krispy Kremes!

Dodging the saccadic masking

posted by notfastenough [2824 posts]
5th March 2012 - 17:55

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