Lance has broken his collarbone

 That's the first thing we can talk about.

it gives us more to talk about, not less! will he recover in time for the Giro? how bad is the break? how long before he's back on his bike? will he still be able to tweet? how will it affect his training? how will his recovery compare to hamilton's? etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

if you want to see him sitting in a ditch, you can:

http://www.rtve.es/mediateca/videos/20090323/armstrong-cae-abandona-cast...

 Alternataively you might want to see it here