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So the advice is, if you are on your bike and use a gel/bar/what-have-you wrapper goes back into the jersey pocket, choose wisely and don't gunk up your phone! I usually neatly wrap it back up and goes back to the same pocket it came from

You can also chuck the wrapper in the bushes or side of the road, if you do that there's a Pro tip!
Next time eat a bag of dicks for your on the bike nutrition! Don't throw shit the the bushes like a god damn idiot

I hope my tip will be helpful!

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barongreenback [114 posts] 4 months ago
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Umm. Thanks?

how many calories in a bag of dicks?  What’s the fructose/sucrose ratio?  Any protein?

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beezus fufoon [973 posts] 4 months ago
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I'm pretty sure you can get them individually wrapped these days

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Goldfever4 [396 posts] 4 months ago
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You're a bit weird.

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davel [2123 posts] 4 months ago
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I think there might be something in this, but I won't be happy eating a bag of dicks until I know what the Real Food Police think about it.

They need to try it out and report back.

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hawkinspeter [1277 posts] 4 months ago
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Is a bag of dicks gluten-free?

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peted76 [893 posts] 4 months ago
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Has anyone a discount code for waitroses own vegan bag of dicks? They're my favs.

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DaSy [784 posts] 4 months ago
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The "Pro-tip" is a little confusing; do I have to throw the wrapper into the bushes, then on the next feed I eat a bag-of-dicks, then back to the wrapper throw, then a new bag-of-dicks? 

Does eating the dicks in some way mitigate the wrapper-toss?

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beezus fufoon [973 posts] 4 months ago
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DaSy wrote:

The "Pro-tip" is a little confusing; do I have to throw the wrapper into the bushes, then on the next feed I eat a bag-of-dicks, then back to the wrapper throw, then a new bag-of-dicks? 

Does eating the dicks in some way mitigate the wrapper-toss?

you could of course simply throw the bag that the dicks came in - but that would lead to dick bags littering the place instead of wrappers...

I don't think he's thought this through

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Goldfever4 [396 posts] 4 months ago
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Maybe, but certainly not recommended for vegans.

 

hawkinspeter wrote:

Is a bag of dicks gluten-free?

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DaSy [784 posts] 4 months ago
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I think this is the article he is referring to, the bag does indeed look like it would be even more hazardous than a gel wrapper. I also doubt the nutritional value of the dicks themselves, they look chewy