Taking things to the logical conclusion.
This may or may not offer you greater respect on the highways and byways round your parts.
"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England ... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot."
Hmmmm... is there a carbon-fiber version? Or at least something in anodized titanium?