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One of his predictions from yesterday's Observer column, "gang of cyclists trap a lorry and eat the driver".

Mitchell writes, "dozens of cyclists sliced through gridlock and surrounded an Eddie Stobart truck" and quotes a witness "I was really rooting for them until they ate him".

He reports one of the cyclists saying, "we only ate one of them. They've killed loads of us and it barely makes the news but we eat just one of them and it's suddenly more interesting than Syria or Tulisa's new tattoo!"

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Leviathan [2505 posts] 3 years ago
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Splenectomy for Mr. Mitchell.

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allez neg [496 posts] 3 years ago
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Very funny guy. Lucky too.

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step-hent [723 posts] 3 years ago
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Brilliant. Laughed out loud (which was in appropriate, as I was reading it on a conference call).

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ragtimecyclist [158 posts] 3 years ago
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Uh-oh, i await the Daily Mail backlash...immigrant religious extremist cyclists eating decent hard working British lorry drivers!