David Mitchell's 2014 predictions

by Crosshouses   December 30, 2013  

One of his predictions from yesterday's Observer column, "gang of cyclists trap a lorry and eat the driver".

Mitchell writes, "dozens of cyclists sliced through gridlock and surrounded an Eddie Stobart truck" and quotes a witness "I was really rooting for them until they ate him".

He reports one of the cyclists saying, "we only ate one of them. They've killed loads of us and it barely makes the news but we eat just one of them and it's suddenly more interesting than Syria or Tulisa's new tattoo!"

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Splenectomy for Mr. Mitchell.

David Bowie agrees with me

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posted by bikeboy76 [1050 posts]
30th December 2013 - 20:16

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Very funny guy. Lucky too.

posted by allez neg [400 posts]
31st December 2013 - 16:03

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Brilliant. Laughed out loud (which was in appropriate, as I was reading it on a conference call).

posted by step-hent [638 posts]
31st December 2013 - 16:25

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Uh-oh, i await the Daily Mail backlash...immigrant religious extremist cyclists eating decent hard working British lorry drivers!

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posted by ragtimecyclist [115 posts]
31st December 2013 - 20:52

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