1) Red deer can run half a mile faster than I can sprint half a mile

2) Service station sausage and bean slices are not good ride fuel

3) Never plan a route through anywhere called 'Clyffe'

Dave is a founding father of road.cc and responsible for kicking the server when it breaks. In a previous life he was a graphic designer but he's also a three-time Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling world champion, and remains unbeaten through the bog. Dave rides all sorts of bikes but tends to prefer metal ones. He's getting old is why.