Enigma clearance sale*

Any letter as long as it's E

by Agony Guy   May 12, 2013  

Enchanté

Enigma make well reviewed bikes, but for one reason or another not all of them find an immediate home, so there are regular sales to keep old stock from crowding out the new.

Below are some of the models currently on offer, bespoke in every sense of the word. 

Be sure to tell them I sent you.

 

Exorcist

Will turn heads.

Epinephrine

Anything this fast is probably illegal.

Edwardian

Ideal for time travel. Tweed optional.

Eavesdropper

Built for drafting, and the occasional game of telephone.

Epicurean

For pleasure cruises.

Endurance

Red sky at night, Audaxer's delight.

Ephemeral

Precision engineered to last for a single explosive ride. You may give up cycling after this, because everything else will be a letdown.

Existential

Combines the stiffness of the Existence with the road handling of the Essence.

Epigram

Take a ride on the Wilde side.

Einstein

Commemorative electromagnetic edition.

Entropy

Comes in any colour as long as it's black.

Sold as this was going to press: Envy, Epic, EcstasyErrand Boy, Esquire, Eunuch, Epilogue, E Number

 

 

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Brilliant, it's about time Enigma became the butt of our jokes for their crap naming scheme!

posted by chokofingrz [298 posts]
13th May 2013 - 13:24

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I knew a guy who had 5 daughters, all given names beginning with the letter K. (Maybe not that difficult, but see how far you get.) I was almost surprised he didn't call one of them Kodak.

For the record, I like Enigma's names. I was just having some fun...

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posted by Agony Guy [43 posts]
13th May 2013 - 19:07

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Agony Guy wrote:

For the record, I like Enigma's names. I was just having some fun...

Exquisite epigram

posted by FMOAB [235 posts]
13th May 2013 - 20:34

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Why have a brand called enigma if the model names aren't enigmatic?

ChrisS

posted by Chris S [44 posts]
24th May 2013 - 20:01

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Quite right, I know someone called Joe Blogs and he doesn't even blog. Ridiculous

posted by Scowel [32 posts]
31st May 2013 - 17:29

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Chris S wrote:
Why have a brand called enigma if the model names aren't enigmatic?

[[ It's because of the Variations, innit?
P.R.

PhilRuss

posted by PhilRuss [293 posts]
19th June 2013 - 20:16

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PhilRuss wrote:
It's because of the Variations, innit?
P.R.

Ah, the Elgar. Allegro presto.

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posted by Agony Guy [43 posts]
20th June 2013 - 23:13

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