Feeding The Ride Bunny

VecchioJo fattens up his pet rabbit to feed his expensive habit.

by VecchioJo   December 11, 2011  

RideBunny

This is the Ride Bunny.
Say hello to the Ride Bunny.

The Ride Bunny sits patiently by the front door, waiting.

Every time I go for a ride I feed the Ride Bunny some money. Hungry Ride Bunny.
On the way out the door I nourish him with some loose change, £1, £1.50, maybe a £2 coin if the Ride Bunny’s been good.  A small snack of money that goes mostly unnoticed but over the months builds to quite a full tummy for the Ride Bunny.

And when at some unspecified time in the future he gets a little bit too fat the bunny bowels are evacuated and the cash droppings are scooped together to buy something special as a reward for rides done, and use for those yet to be.

Good Ride Bunny.

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Cool little article, I like the way this is written! Big Grin

Last night I would have considered trading a very loud baby for a really nice bike.

posted by notfastenough [3419 posts]
12th December 2011 - 7:37

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Those eyes tell me Ride Bunny looks a wee bit constipated Sick .

Been feeding it dodgy Euros? Laughing

Sean

posted by seanieh66 [195 posts]
15th December 2011 - 3:35

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Oh! That's it's face?

cheers m'dears

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posted by daviddb [123 posts]
7th January 2012 - 11:18

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