Feeding The Ride Bunny

This is the Ride Bunny.
Say hello to the Ride Bunny.

The Ride Bunny sits patiently by the front door, waiting.

Every time I go for a ride I feed the Ride Bunny some money. Hungry Ride Bunny.
On the way out the door I nourish him with some loose change, £1, £1.50, maybe a £2 coin if the Ride Bunny’s been good.  A small snack of money that goes mostly unnoticed but over the months builds to quite a full tummy for the Ride Bunny.

And when at some unspecified time in the future he gets a little bit too fat the bunny bowels are evacuated and the cash droppings are scooped together to buy something special as a reward for rides done, and use for those yet to be.

Good Ride Bunny.