Check this out....
Reckon you could hoist a person on that?
Excellent! Better than a Kryptonite? Put a mile on my face...
The first double decker bus down that road will smash the bike into a million pieces or convert the whole thing into some sort of merry go round affair with the bike spinning around the pole!
Need to make sure it has fully charged batteries or you carry a long step ladder in your pocket!!
No?? I'm really stunned, that really took me in. I thought it was for real.
Imagine using bike security as a practical joke, whatever next, electric motors in seat tubes?
Ummm ... you do realise it's a joke? Check out their website for photos of the special effects team.