What Would Mother Say?

by VecchioJo   January 27, 2009  

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If you told her that the first time you met your new partner she was totally naked.

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And take pictures of her bottom bracket…

Okay, I'll get my coat

Spinning on a wheel

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posted by Hammy [97 posts]
27th January 2009 - 20:41

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i had to turn away in shame when she was somewhat brutally reamed by the burly builder

posted by VecchioJo [782 posts]
27th January 2009 - 23:27

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English or Italian?

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posted by DaveP [467 posts]
28th January 2009 - 9:41

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it stayed well screwed, with no 'whoops' popping out, so english

posted by VecchioJo [782 posts]
28th January 2009 - 9:58

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She'll be a nice quiet ride then.

How far will you go first time?

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posted by Trek Sal [52 posts]
29th January 2009 - 14:14

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first time - an hour fast and dirty (if she comes on time), as you should, thereafter lots of longer sessions with plenty of time in the brown, and sore knees to finish

posted by VecchioJo [782 posts]
29th January 2009 - 19:31

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Hmm. Thought it may be fast and hard. But hey, a dirty ride is even better. Trouble is, it takes so long to clean up after.

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posted by Trek Sal [52 posts]
29th January 2009 - 23:51

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Sorry - but who was naked - the new partner or your mother - only joking - i'm not really that thick!! - Why was your mother there wearing no clothes when you met your new partner - sounds like a wierd party or maybe i've had a sheltered life!!!

posted by Simon [59 posts]
6th February 2009 - 13:06

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