Saved By The Gel
VechhioJo gets saved by someone else's selfishness
Thank you to the lazy, inconsiderate, selfish cyclist that threw their empty energy gel wrapper into the verge some time in the past. I found it in the long grass when I was looking for something to patch the large rip in my tyre that my tiny Lezyne tyre-boot was having trouble dealing with.
Thanks to your thoughtless help I was able to limp home.