VecchioJo's blog


I'm Spartacus

"I'm Spartacus"
"I'm Spartacus"
"I'm Spartacus!"

I am not Spartacus, I descend more like Sparky's Magic Piano.

Fabian Cancellara's awesome downhill, Stage 7 TdF 2009

Jolly Good Show Chaps!!

Valiant! Bicycle Detective Radio Show. Pump up your tyres volume

Monkey Latte

double espresso + banana milk = jittery fast tinkering + ride fuel

Permanent Fixture

• Ride bike.
• Look at time, sprint home.
• Helmet off, shoes off, gloves off, jersey off, telly on.
• Slip on t-shirt from Urban Hunter specially acquired for the occasion.
• Hurriedly make ham and cheese baguette to the sound of the title music.
• Petite Biere Blonde.
• Repeat for three weeks.

Dead Gorgeous (Nearly)

White helmet with pink cycling cap underneath.

Lust

Stop off at the bakers on the way home.

Sweeties

Presta Valve Caps

Foreplay

Wheel the bike out the bedroom where it's been resting for the last few months, bounce it down the stairs on a soft back tyre and clamp it in the workstand.

Found

Rummaging around for some bits in the shed I chanced upon these.

Turn-Up For The Books

Ring Norris McWhirter, we have a winner.