VecchioJo's blog

Peroni Gran Riserva - check.
Parma Ham- check.
Mozzarella - check.
Vine Tomatoes - check.
Mediterranean Bread- check.
Homemade Dressing and Hand-Picked Basil Leaves (in Timbuk2, not pictured) - check.
Calzini Rosa - check.

sit on the edge of the bath, hot as you dare.
shaving; calming, reverential, tradition.

Cannondale Hooligan (Liquigas Mechanic Edition)

So I'm walking around a large double-roomed Belgian restaurant, long snakes of people queuing for food are staring at me because I am naked (obviously), but I'm holding a scrunched-up tablecloth to my groin to protect my modesties.

So I've wandered around the house all day wearing women's clothes.

Friday evening and the first of the summer's Hove Park crits put on by Brighton Mitre.
I've been looking forward to these as I very much enjoyed last years races and their cut and thrust and pain and glory and humiliation, but continued (insert the oedipal noun here) illness has put the caibosh on all that today.
Cockbobbins.

Sometimes you gotta grab your bike by the short and curlies and let it know who's boss.

teabagsontoptubes

(possible 'Not Safe For Work' content, actually, 'Not Safe For Pretty Much Anywhere')

Beer + cheese + salami snacked upon with considerably more gusto than the peleton could be bothered to muster to race up the final hill.